Ryder

Meet Ryder, the ever-dapper Chinoiserie faux-bamboo, long and lean coffee table. Once the centerpiece of a perfectly coiffed living room, Ryder sat proudly atop a pristine Persian rug, nestled between two impeccably upholstered sofas—permanently encased in plastic, of course.

Oh, the stories this table could tell, from family debates that ranged from “spirited political discourse” to full-blown Thanksgiving feuds. He’s endured decades of firm handshakes, furrowed brows, and dramatic sighs, all while balancing a delicate tower of teacups and tipsy cocktail trays.

But fear not, Ryder is ready for a fresh start. Just pick a color, and we’ll give him a refinishing as sharp as his wit. Whether he lands in a maximalist parlor or a breezy beach cottage, he’s built to be the center of attention. Will he be bold? Understated? That’s entirely up to you. You pick the color and we'll do the rest!